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Oh Nahi Aaya

Main Gaya Chatt Te, Kaa Nahi Aaya.

Main Pai Churi O Khan Nahi Aaya,

Main Mari Awaj Te Oh Od Nahi Aaya,

Ki Padi Jane Aye Eh Sher Nahi Hai.

Gururumma,

Guru Whisky,

Guru Vodka,

Ginneshwara,

Gurur Scotcha,

Param Brandi,

Tasmaishri Beer,

Alchoholal Namah…

Dekho-Dekho Mera Janaja, Kuchh Yaad Aa Gaya,

Paas Mein Tha Thheka, Pauua Yaad Aa Gaya.

Unho Ne Dekha Hame Tirchee Najar Se To Hum Madhosh Hogaye,

Jab Pata Chala Ki Unke Nain He Tirche Hai To Hum Behosh Hogaye.

Kasmir Ke Angur Bahot Khate Hote Hai,

Meri Shayri Sunne Vale Ulu K Pathe Hote Hai…..

Tumko Dekha To Ye Khyal Aya!!

Yaar Tumhe Tumhari Mom Ne Kitna Complain Pilaya???

“Maa”Ke Anchal Mein Sone Ka Sukh Agli Pidi Nahi Le Payegi……………

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Kyo…………….

Kyoki,,,,,,,,,,

Jeans Pahnne Wali Maa Anchal Kaha Se Layegi.

Kal Tak Jinse Be-Rukhi Mein Khayi Thhi Chappal,

Aaj Unhin Ko Ve Laake De Rahe Hain Chappal.