Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’
Banta was the official driver of a minister.
Once the minister asked him, “Banta let me drive the car today.”
Banta: “Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive.
Banta: “Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive.
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
Once a Santa joins a car driving school..
Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya tujhe?
kuch aata hai kya tujhe?
Santa: haan yaar..
ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon
ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon
santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………
pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.
pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.
judge :ek baar firse sochle,
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!
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