Sex Mainiac

Sex Mainiac

Old farmer comes running across field screaming. Farmers wife was at kitchen window wondering what the hell was going on. He rushes in house and says "Susan get in bed, I got a hard on" She slowly gets undressed and gets in bed. He looses the hard on. He gives her a lecture "next time I come screaming you should be in ready in bed!" Two months later here he comes screaming across field. She sighs and gets in bed. He rushes in and says "Susan, you damn sex maniac, get out of bed---the barns on fire"