Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay
Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Husband:Wait a second
What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
When a newly married man looks happy,
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why.
Don’t marry for money,
you can borrow it cheaper.
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why.
Don’t marry for money,
you can borrow it cheaper.
why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.
First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering.
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering.
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
hazaro jati hai
hazaro hasti hai
hazaro rulati hai
lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
jo Doli me aati hai
hazaro jati hai
hazaro hasti hai
hazaro rulati hai
lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
jo Doli me aati hai
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
“I’m still paying for it…”
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
if suicide is better or being murdered
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
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